My name is Lewis Pondexter, but most people call me Lew. I live on the Moon. At least, I wish I did (I mean, who wouldn’t want to jump insanely high due to lack of gravity and eat green cheese?).
I actually live in a boring albeit peaceful suburb of Los Angeles called Sunshine Valley. Never heard of it, right? That’s why I usually tell people I meet that I live on the Moon. I am 15 now, but this story takes place 4 years ago, when I was 11.